Joe Jonas Smokes Weed

According to Jane Pratt, her friend Shaun smoked weed, pot, marijuana, or whatever you want to call it nowadays, with THE Joe Jonas. She says:

"Since New York Fashion Week is coming up, I’ve just decided to ignore it completely today and focus on the least pressing, least relevant genre of beauty products of all: stuff that has WEED in it. I got stoned last night and, as is my custom, sort of regretted it. Generally what happens is that I eat way too much and fall asleep, and that’s like, ick. Not for me."

"What I DO enjoy, however, is a good old-fashioned stoner beauty product! Yes, these items are all infused with the good stuff, and thusly make good gifts for like a quarter of the people you know. Really! One of my best friends, Shaun, is the biggest pothead I know. For example."

"Anyway, Shaun is VERY fond of smoking weed illegally in night clubs, sometimes with celebrities. A few weeks ago when we were at the always-glamorous Gold Bar, downtown in Soho, Joe Jonas was there, too (the picture above is of me at my friend Eric’s wreck of an apartment — not at Gold Bar, obvs)!"

"I saw Joe Jonas from across the room — which is where I was when I watched THIS happen (though I’ll let Shaun tell it, because he’s so funny):"

And then Shaun said:

"We were sitting in the DJ booth at Gold Bar on Sunday night and we started smoking weed. Joe Jonas was standing outside the booth wearing a black suit. He looked very slender, especially in the hips — quite slender. He easily had a $500 haircut. It was like a whiteboy flattop – not a Caesar. Almost pomapdour-ish. He wasn’t wearing cologne that I could tell, but he looked like the type who would wear John Varvatos."

"So we started to smoke and Joe smelled it and reached over and asked the DJ if he could smoke. The DJ told him it wasn’t his pot – then he pointed us out to Joe Jonas, and Joe tapped me on the shoulder and asked if he could smoke. He tapped me on the shoulder – no, not a rub. It was a non-sexual tap. I didn’t ask him about Frankie Jonas, the Bonus Jonas – I just let him bro out with his bros. It was him and his boys. There were girls there too, but it was like 4 or 5 dudes. Anyway, Joe came in the booth and we passed him the joint. He was really nice and said thank you and everything [I TOTALLY SAW THIS HAPPEN! -Cat]"

"When he was smoking with us, it was my weed – it wasn’t that big of a joint, though. You’re not supposed to smoke at Gold Bar, obviously — it’s not like they let us; we had to sneak it. Later that night, Joe came back into the DJ booth and smoked his OWN joint. It was much bigger than ours had been. He looked very stoned, dancing around. They didn’t play any Jonas Brothers. He danced to Justin Timberlake’s ’Like I Love You.’ And that’s my It Happened To Me: I Smoked Weed With Joe Jonas."

Do you believe Joe Jonas gets high?

Check out the picture of Joe Jonas looking high below.