Joe Biden and Jack Murtha Blow the Obama Campaign

If left to the VP running mate Joe Biden, and biggest critic of the war in Iraq Jack Murtha, Barack Obama might come across as someone who needs to change parties before it’s too late. No I don’t mean change parties to become an Independent, I mean go to a different Hollywood party where Joe and Jack can’t find him until after the election is over.

If Joe and Jack cause too many problems for Obama, or if Bill Clinton gets caught with his pants down only a day away from election day, Obama might consider changing his name to Don Draper, because Don Draper is the kind of cool guy that could be President.

Being Don Draper beats Pat Finger in Butts.

And being Don Draper is cooler than two rich guys that want us all to like and admire them, just because they’re richer and more successful.