Jessica Simpson’s Movie Blonde Ambition Bombed Before Release

The first story that ever came out about the Jessica Simpson movie "Blonde Ambition," produced by her dad Joe, was when she said on the Jimmy Kimmel Show that she was making it with Luke Wilson co-starring. This was all exciting news for Luke Wilson, because he had never heard of it before that moment. Somehow they did eventually get Wilson to lower himself to this, but the movie continued to be a compete and total failure in every way nonetheless. And now it’s been announced the movie will miss its second release date and get pushed back until late August. Gatecrasher says:

Sources say her manager dad has pushed back the release date twice because the movie is no good.

"First, the release date was set for Aug. 3, and then it was delayed until the last week of August," says an insider. "Papa Joe then intervened and said he wasn’t comfortable with the level of competition from other films that month."

Another source says: "Jessica was not very focused on-set and flubbed her lines often. She always had her dog around, was on the phone with [then-] boyfriend John Mayer or was sitting in a warmed-up SUV."

The source said the film, which is still incomplete, is currently without a firm release date.

You mean a film starring Jessica Simpson is no good? Shocking! If Joe Simpson is worried about other movies being better then there’s no way this thing is ever going to be released. It’s a damn remake of Working Girl. A training video for Burger King would be more engaging. Don’t believe me? Watch the trailer, and then weep for everybody involved in this project.