Jessica Simpson Truly Has Transformed Her Body

Posted on June 25, 2007 at 4:14 pm (PST)

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We’ve heard the stories of the hours upon hours Jessica Simpson has logged at the gym and the five tiny meals she’s eating a day, but we’re still suspicious.

This is quite a transformation in such a short time.

It kind of looks like she’s morphing into some kind of robot, a Transformer maybe.

Either that, or she wears body armor instead of a sports bra, while still looking fab, natch.

This means she’s probably still be a threat to ex John Mayer. At this point, with the armor, training from the U.S. Marines and the crazy eyes, Jess could totally take him, even without rapidly turning into a tank.


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3 Comments


  1. 1

    maybe she’ll waste away into oblivion. that would be amazing …

    Comment by Jill — June 25, 2007 #

  2. 2

    I think she looks great!

    Comment by someone — June 26, 2007 #

  3. 3

    JESS IS MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by Trena — June 26, 2007 #

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