Jessica Simpson Truly Has Transformed Her Body
Posted on June 25, 2007 at 4:14 pm (PST)
We’ve heard the stories of the hours upon hours Jessica Simpson has logged at the gym and the five tiny meals she’s eating a day, but we’re still suspicious.
This is quite a transformation in such a short time.
It kind of looks like she’s morphing into some kind of robot, a Transformer maybe.
Either that, or she wears body armor instead of a sports bra, while still looking fab, natch.
This means she’s probably still be a threat to ex John Mayer. At this point, with the armor, training from the U.S. Marines and the crazy eyes, Jess could totally take him, even without rapidly turning into a tank.

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maybe she’ll waste away into oblivion. that would be amazing …
Comment by Jill — June 25, 2007 #
I think she looks great!
Comment by someone — June 26, 2007 #
JESS IS MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!
Comment by Trena — June 26, 2007 #