Jessica Simpson Truly Has Transformed Her Body

We’ve heard the stories of the hours upon hours Jessica Simpson has logged at the gym and the five tiny meals she’s eating a day, but we’re still suspicious.

This is quite a transformation in such a short time.

It kind of looks like she’s morphing into some kind of robot, a Transformer maybe.

Either that, or she wears body armor instead of a sports bra, while still looking fab, natch.

This means she’s probably still be a threat to ex John Mayer. At this point, with the armor, training from the U.S. Marines and the crazy eyes, Jess could totally take him, even without rapidly turning into a tank.