Jessica Simpson Looking Hot and Happy with Just a Touch of the Crazy Eyes

Holy moly, what a surprise!  Under the baggy sweats she’s been sporting lately, Jessica Simpson has been hiding her buffed-up bod.  She may also have had something up her sleeve.

There is no denying she looks great in this simple ensemble. That really is the best revenge, isn’t it?

Surely Nick Lachey will see the photos and feel a pang of regret that they let her go.

Yeah, her boobs look dangerously sharp, like they could be used as weapons. But, they’re not what’s really threatening about Simpson here.

Look closer and see that sometimes Jessica’s eyes communicate a little bit more than she may want to let on.  She appears to be focused. On a mission, even.

Somewhere, John Mayer is innocently thanking his lucky stars she finally stopped texting him.

Watch out, John! Run for your life!