Jessica Simpson is Selling Stinky Fancy Love

Jessica Simpson is selling a perfume called Fancy Love.

Uh … Fancy Love?

The fragrance is described as "a warm, romantic floral". Jessica said of her new perfume:

"Romance has never been more important to me so I wanted to celebrate that special feeling with this new fragrance. Fancy Love is fresh and pure, like a timeless piece of white lace, it’s always pretty and innocent. This fragrance has a hint of passion because after all, a girl has to be a little flirty sometimes."

Jessica’s last tabloid stories have been about her getting dumped by Tony romo, and about her getting fat. Where is the workout video, and diet book? The image Papa Joe wants to promote won’t sell, because it doesn’t fit. Fat to thin sells. A relationship book on how to bounce back from a breakup sells. B.S. just stinks.