Jessica Simpson and Jake Gyllenhaal “Secretly” Dating

Posted on July 6, 2007 at 5:28 pm (PST)

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We’d been sitting on the rampant Jessica Simpson dating rumors this week. They just didn’t smell right.

If one believes all the stories showing up in newspapers and online, she’s a busy little thing. Maybe that 5 Factor Diet gives her extra energy, in addition to leaving her super cut and steely.

This week alone we’ve got stories swirling that Dane Cook and Jess were seen canoodling at the Prince concert at the Hollywood Roosevelt.

Later, reports surfaced that at that same purple concert, she was seen romantically accompanied trainer to the stars Harley Pasternak, who is responsible for the fitness program cited for Simpson’s rapid physical transformation.

Now…the buzz about Jake Gyllenhaal and Jess having mutual crushes on each other is building to a crescendo with reports that they’re already in love, and that she visited him at the Beverly Wilshire a couple weeks ago.

Next thing you know there will be pregnancy claims or pending adoptions. Whatever it takes to divert our attention from the stench coming from Simpson’s rotting movie, Bombed…oops… Blonde Ambition.

What we actually smell is a rat.

A publicity-hound rat.

Around here, we call that spotlight-seeking rodent Papa Joe.

Wonder what’s next. A surprise reunion with John Mayer. How about tales of a threesome with Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo?


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9 Comments


  1. 1

    I believe very little of what is in the rags, or on these sites, its ususlly a pack of lies.

    Comment by someone — July 7, 2007 #

  2. 2

    Dear God she looks hideous.
    I mean really, working out can’t take the ugly out of her face …

    Comment by Sarah — July 7, 2007 #

  3. 3

    shes just to fake thats all, she must be having such a hard time with the seperation going so well with nick, there recent pictures must have been heart breaking for her to see..

    Comment by Amanda — July 7, 2007 #

  4. 4

    I think its more than a separation… arent they divorced already? Besides, SHE and Nick both agree that it was Jessica that initiated the divorce.

    Comment by JaysonMMosley — July 7, 2007 #

  5. 5

    Oh yeah the divorce is final i just mean the seperation of there lives! Id imagine its a hard adjustment to make and being in the public eye like that gives Jessica oppurtunity to ” spy ” on them and know how wonderful its going for Nick! its gotta suck….

    Comment by Amanda — July 7, 2007 #

  6. 6

    I can’t imagine being able to see pics of your ex in a Jacuzzi with his new g.f. It makes my stomach hurt just thinking about it.

    Comment by Liz — July 7, 2007 #

  7. 7

    thats exactly what I mean! wouldnt it maker it hard to get over that person if you had access to there inimate moments with someone else?

    Comment by Amanda — July 7, 2007 #

  8. 8

    if they had dumped you, YES. But if you dumped them, then you would not think it would bother them so much. When you are the dumper, not the dumpee, its actually a relief to see them move on so you dont feel guilty or responsible for them being miserable!

    Comment by JaysonMMosley — July 7, 2007 #

  9. 9

    Ok…Ok Jessica..needs help..you are not young 4 ever…she il Hot..now ….but in a few years you see. Time well tell Cil

    Comment by Cil — July 7, 2007 #

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