Jessica Simpson and Eva Longoria Fight Over John Mayer

Jessica Simpson and Eva Longoria were reportedly fighting because Eva was nice to Jessica’s ex John Mayer. In fact, Page Six reports:

"When her close pal Jessica Simpson got wind that Longoria was hanging with Simpson’s ex, John Mayer, the other night at Gold Bar on Broome Street, she "went nuts," said an insider. "When Jessica heard that Eva was being friendly and polite to John, she called her a back-stabber and was furious."

A rep for Simpson denies the fight, but you know Jessica is petty like that. She’s a whore, but she wants to own her guys at the same time. Fruity as a fruit cake.

There’s also a report that Jessica was told she would win an Oscar if she did a movie where she takes off all her clothes. A source said:

"Jessica is in the running for a role that, if she gets it, will put her right on the map in terms of acting. The only hitch is that the script requires a number of quite graphic scenes including a full-frontal nude scene. Jessica is so desperate to land the role and get the industry’s respect that she’s ready to go against her better judgement, and her family, by agreeing to bare all."

Everyone has already seen Jessica nude in Hollywood, except for me, so really this isn’t that much of a stretch for her. Like when she goes on blind dates, she just shows up naked otherwise she’d never make it to second or third base. The dumb blond thing is such a turn off so she’s got to pull out the big guns. Joe Simpson apparently turned down the offer for Jessica saying:

"The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star. We were promised we would win an Oscar with that. I told them, ’I think we’ll just buy a statue of a little man and keep our clothes on.’ "

Porn star acting is what Jessica does all the time, she’s perfect for that business. She probably really believed those people when they said she’d win an Oscar if she took her clothes off. It’s not that hard to get her naked. All a guy has to say is "FREE WILLIE."