Jessica Alba Under Investigation by Police for Vandalism

Jessica Alba participated in a crusade to bring awareness to the waning population of the man-eating Great White Shark in Oklahoma City where she is filming a movie.

According to a police report, filed by Wendell Whisenhunt of the Parks and Recreation Department of Oklahoma City, the shark posters were used to deface at least two electrical boxes, as well as a United Way billboard, and the images were glued to the side of an underpass.

After learning she was under investigation by police for breaking the law, Alba released the following statement:

"I got involved in something I should have had no part of. I realize that I should have used better judgment and I regret not thinking things through before I made a spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign. I sincerely apologize to the citizens of Oklahoma City and to the United Way for my involvement in this incident."

Alba should be thankful she didn’t break the law in North Korea, because there saying sorry won’t keep you from getting 12 years in a hard labor camp.

Does Alba even realize that Great White Sharks will eat people? Has she seen Jaws?

Elvin Mack, who appears on the United Way billboard Jessica tagged with a shark picture, said:

"I’m really hurt that she chose me to defame on a charitable organization billboard, she obviously doesn’t know what United Way is … a public apology and some lunch would be nice since she’s in our state shooting a movie!"

Sorry Mack, Alba apologized, but she won’t be taking you, or the United Way to lunch, and she probably won’t even donate any money to the United Way so they can pay for a new billboard.