Jennifer Aniston is Bald

Jennifer Aniston is apparently obsessed with keeping her crotch as bald as a baby. Star magazine says:

"She’s neurotic about bikini waxes," reveals Dawn Daluise of Dawn DaLuise Skin Refinery in LA, who used to visit the "Friends" set every other week to work on the actress. "She’d even call when there was no hair to wax, and she’d insist on having it done - literally making me wax off peach fuzz. She’s phobic about extraneous, stray hairs - especially around her bikini line. She’ll even tweeze them."

If she isn’t dating anyone, then what’s the point? I heard Michael Jackson got electrolysis so his hair wouldn’t grow back. I’m not sure if the waxing or the electrolysis is more painful, but I think I’d rather be dragged by a run-away-horse than have anyone ripping or burning hairs off my crotch. I’ve got my bush under control even though it’s natural. Right now I’m trying corn rows.