Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox To Kiss on Dirt

Jennifer Aniston is very close to her best friend, Courtney Cox Arquette, and she’s about to get even closer. Aniston is guest-starring in Arquette’s FX show, "Dirt," playing her archenemy, a rival tabloid editor. But even better, according to Michael Ausiello of TVGuide, "Aniston’s character is a lesbian. What’s more, she won’t just mouth off to Cox’s tightly wound counterpart; she’s going to share a lip lock with her." Reps for Aniston and Cox didn’t return e-mails.

Dirt seems desperate to appeal to the gay crowd. There is nothing wrong with having gay characters, but what’s wrong with appealing to the heterosexual crowd too? The majority of readers of celebrity news and gossip are heterosexual women, and that would then make-up the majority of viewers of Dirt. How about having Aniston be a heterosexual woman who has a lesbian kiss with her friend Cox, and discovers she was confused and realizes she is 100% heterosexual? It’s a mistake to think that a heterosexual female audience is only interested in gay issues and episodes. Even the basketball player had heterosexual sex and then had the female do him in the butt with a strap on. C’mon, write a good story, but don’t trash heterosexuals so much. Dirt is starting to reflect the gay blogs’ agenda rather than appealing to the interest of heterosexual women in the audience.

Comment on what kind of episode you’d like to see on Dirt? Amateur screen-writers welcome.