Jake Gyllenhaal Talks like a Hetero Man

Jake Gyllenhaal was in Toronto recently where he gave an interview on his new movie. There are so many gays that want desperately to have a regular looking guy like Jake to be gay, so they just throw it out there at least ten times a day. It must suck to have all those hot gay male dancers on their side of the fence, right ladies? Then there are the other rumors that Jake likes MILF Reese Witherspoon. Another rumor from Us Magazine today said they broke up again. Unless there’s a sex tape, who cares? The bottom line is, Jake doesn’t seem to be a top or a bottom, he seems to just be a regular American guy, who likes chics. In the video Jake talks about doing the difficult stuff guys have to do to protect and defend America. Sure it’s not as fun as gay life, where they ride well hung Unicorns, slip down the vaseline slide into pools of milk and honey, and get to wear comfortable panties all day, but who would you want protecting you from the boogie man, a nancy boy, or The Terminator?