Jaime Pressly Nude in Ultra Mag

Posted on October 16, 2007 at 12:20 pm (PST)

Ultra Magazine, which I’ve never heard of before, published some old nude pictures of Jaime Pressly back in May of 2006. The issue didn’t sell that well. It could have been because Pressly looked bored out of her mind, rather than a provocative sex kitten. Another reason might have been the fact the magazine spelled her last name "Pressley" rather than the correct "Pressly." Normally I would be saying "boobs, boobs, boobs," but Pressly was so boring in these pictures, all I could think about was grammar and spelling. These pictures would have grabbed my attention more effectively if Pressly was dressed as a teacher with a ruler in her hand, and a wry smile like she’s going to break some rules. I’m going to stop now. I think I’ve said too much already.