Jade Goody Hammer Attacker a Religious Nut

The woman who allegedly attacked Jade Goody with a hammer, was actually wielding a judge’s gavel not a hammer, and she wasn’t attacking her, she was rubbing her arm and murmuring prayers. She’s still a whacko, just not a whacko with a hammer. Jade’s publicist, Max Clifford, said Jade will not be pressing criminal charges against the woman:

"There will not be any charges. Jade is more aware now about what happened and when I spoke to her this morning and she said ”I’m sure the women didn’t mean me any harm."

With the worldwide attention Jade has received as a result of her terminal cancer, whackos from everywhere are coming out of the woodwork, even Jacko himself called Jade. In response the hospital has increased security.

As Jade’s health worsen’s she is now reportedly going blind, and wants to be released from the hospital so she can die at home with her sons, and family. Her publicist said:

"It means so much to her to be close to the boys. She’s hoping she’ll be able to go home in the next few days if the nurses can look after her there."

Grant Jade her dying wish. We’re sending positive energy your way Jade, for you, and your family.