Jake Gyllenhaal and Jessica Biel are attached to star in Nailed, a risque political satire co-written by a daughter of Al Gore, Kristin Gore. Neither star has a signed contract for the film. Their commitment could depend on juggling other features. Here’s a summary:

Biel would play Sammy Joyce, a socially awkward small-town receptionist who has a nail accidentally shot into her head by a clumsy workman, eliciting wild sexual urges.

The uninsured Joyce goes on a crusade to Washington to fight for the rights of the bizarrely injured. She meets an immoral congressman (Gyllenhaal) who takes advantage of her sex drive and capitalizes on her crusade as Joyce heads into her own career in politics.

David O. Russell who wrote the movie Three Kings, and comedy cartoon series Futuarma, co-wrote the screenplay. Sounds lame. Why would Jake and Jessica even consider doing a low budget move like this? Answer: Hollywood loves Al Gore.

Reports say that Lindsay Lohan is out of money. She’s filming a new movie and her asking fee has been $4.5 million in the past. Getting insured was in question, so maybe she had to lower her fee. News of the World reports:

Her extravagant spending spree includes:
- A MILLION dollars on just one hotel bill
- $137,000 in rehab costs as she battles her hopeless addiction to drink and drugs
- THOUSANDS more in legal fees after multiple drink driving convictions

Lohan is staying in the guest house of billionaire Tom Gores, executive producer on her recent film I Know Who Killed Me.

Lindsay doesn’t have much choice as she is totally broke. The only reason she’s coming back to LA, is to earn some money fast.

"And the amount she has wasted putting cocaine up her nose is disgusting. Even she has lost count."

Hard-up Lindsay has had to sell both her plush properties—a $2.85MILLION apartment in LA, plus her $1MILLION New York flat—because she could not manage to keep up with the huge mortgage payments.

As satisfying as it is to believe Lohan is broke, she isn’t yet. She might be low on cash, which might explain why she is looking to buy a house in Utah where’s it’s cheaper than Los Angeles. Going broke would be good for her. Lohan loves being a rich celebrity more than drugs or alcohol. She’ll do anything to stay famous. Anything.

Al Gore is being called to account for the misinformed facts in his movie, some are calling outright lies. Fox News reports:

Not everyone is celebrating Al Gore’s Nobel Peace Prize for his global warming efforts. Retired climatologist Timothy Balls tells Cybercast News Service that Gore’s movie – "An Inconvenient Truth" – is a "wonderful peace of propaganda" that relies on "visual imagery and gimmickry".

Earlier this week a British judge ruled that the movie had at least nine major errors and could not be shown to students without balancing information. Thursday, the BBC alleged that Gore knew his movie presented false facts, but was afraid any uncertainty would fuel global warming skeptics.

JunkScience.com publisher Steve Milloy says if that is true, "Gore should win the Nobel Prize for propaganda." And Czech President Vaclav Klaus says he is surprised Gore would get a peace prize, noting "The relationship between his activities and world peace is unclear and indistinct."

Meanwhile, a conservative think tank in New Zealand wants Hollywood to strip Gore’s movie of its Oscar.

The West Australian newspaper reports the New Zealand Center of Political Research has written to the president of the group that produces the Academy Awards, contending that the alleged scientific errors in the movie disqualify it for the Best Documentary award.

The president of the group says the situation is similar to when championship athletes are found to be on steroids or other drugs and their victories and medals are nullified.

Even if Gore had named the movie True Lies, it wouldn’t make any difference. With the release of An Inconvenient Truth (carbon credit global warming infomercial), the Academy Award win, and the Nobel Peace prize win, his carbon credit company has made a lot of cash. A lot of people might hate Gore now, but being rich and successful is the best revenge for not making him President. It may be inconvenient, but it’s the truth.

Albert Arnold (Al) Gore Jr., formerly known as Al Gore, and the guy who didn’t win the presidency, won the Nobel Peace prize, because some people wanted him to be President of the United States, and since he isn’t, they’re giving him every prize and trophy in existence. Even if global warming is discovered to just be natural climate changes, and Gore goes to jail for his alleged carbon credit scam, some folks will still love him. Not because he’s cool, or because his speeches cure insomnia, but because he’s a huggable bear sized guy who RAGES against the machine. FYI: His first name is Albert, as in Albert Einstein. No relation, but he’d like you to think there is.

The reaction today to Britney Spears 2007 MTV Video Music Awards performance is ranging from shock to horror, but no one is surprised. The AP said:

As in most train wrecks, it was hard to focus on just one thing as the Britney Spears disaster unfolded. There was just so much that went wrong. Out-of-synch lip-synching. Lethargic movements that seemed choreographed by a dance instructor for a nursing home. The paunch in place of Spears’ once-taut belly. At times she just stopped singing altogether, as if even she knew nothing could save her performance.

The AP reports just the facts. The New York Post said:

…why was Britney Spears’ totally lame, pathetically lip-synched Video Music Awards performance at the Palms Casino last night allowed to be seen by the rest of the world? Spears was stuffed into a spangled bra and hot pants and jiggled like Jell-O as she sleepwalked through the song. She didn’t seem to care that she danced like she had a pantload, that her lips weren’t synched with the song, and that the tune isn’t all that great.

The New York Daily News said:

Glassy-eyed and out of step, Britney seemed lost in a sea of pole dancers and overmuscled male models who groped her so much she wasn’t even mouthing the words by the time her number ended. Cuts to the audience revealed fellow artists rolling their eyes. 50 Cent looked like he might have just thrown up in his mouth, and Rihanna was flat-out laughing to a table guest.

And Us Magazine said:

Following a dismal performance of Spears’ new single, "Gimme More," a source tells Us that Spears was spotted "crying badly backstage. She’s devastated. She was really nervous and knows she screwed up." The singer may have had an inkling of what was to come prior to her performance: A VMA insider tells Us that Spears fired her hairstylist right before going on.

Click here to see Britney’s MTV Video Music Award performance if you missed it. These reviews are far too kind. Look at 50 Cent’s face below during Britney’s performance. It’s the look of shock and horror. With all the gore and violence 50 Cent has seen on the streets, Britney’s performance is the one that will leave him shaking, and scared to sleep alone at night. When 50 Cent left the VMAs last night he was as white as Michael Jackson, and kept mumbling, "The horror, oh the horror."