Heidi Montag Without Clothes On in Playboy Pictures

Heidi Montag posed for Playboy, and didn’t show anything more than anyone could see of her on a beach that requires at least a bikini.

I have to give more credit to Agyness Deyn for showing us the goods, while getting paid far less, and garnering far less publicity. In fact I criticized Deyn for taking it all off, but not getting much for the effort, especially since her body is only fair, whereas Heidi has surgical enhancements, and othe nice natural features.

Despite Heidi’s physical, and surgical advantage, she gave Playboy a half-a$$ed effort, just like she gave her stint in the jungle where she cried and cried and cried, until she made herself sick enough to go home. While I may have called Deyn’s photoshoot without clothes on pointless, I’d call Heidi’s useless and unsatisfying, especially considering the fact that Playboy is a magazine aimed to assist men with self satisfaction.

Playboy needs someone with some taste, and a sense of what men find intoxicatingly beautiful, to run their company before it completely fades aways into history. If Playboy could spend their last penny on something useful, it should be a time machine so they could go back and decide against publishing pictures of Heidi Montag in their magazine. Afterall, even Maxim has more revealing pictures than this photoshoot.