Heidi Montag Will Win an Oscar for Reading Drama

In the upcoming issue of Blender magazine, Heidi Montag from The Hills reveals she’s actually playing a character who is nothing like her in real life:

“I’m just glad I don’t have to deal with all the drama. I mean, it’s fun to watch, but I’m glad it’s not my life. I’m actually a drama-free person.”

… that she is actually better known for her brains than her beauty, and she can read books, not just the popup books either:

“I like to read a couple books at once. I was reading the Princess Diana book. I’m reading a book about Chicago and the mob. Right now I’m also reading the Bible, beginning to end. I’m very religious. That’s how I’ve gotten to where I am.”

… and just like Lindsay Lohan, Heidi’s goal is …:

“I also plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious.”

Inspiring, amazing, nauseating.