Heidi Montag To Take Off More for Playboy

Heidi Montag told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show yesterday:

"Always leave them asking for more. Next time, I’ll have more to reveal."

Tease.

"For me personally, I feel like God created the body, and the body is beautiful. The way God created us was n*ked. So I am not ashamed of it. I’m proud of it. This was such a blessed experience."

Liar.

If Heidi really believed that she would have taken it all off the first time. Playboy forgot the golden rule with a tease, either put out or get out. Playboy has already wasted their money printing pictures that aren’t worthy of Maxim. We wouldn’t even buy Heidi dinner unless she put out first, and then we’d consider buying dinner on the next date … except there wouldn’t be a next date, because Heidi would talk about Jesus the whole time, and we’d end up with a headache.

Playboy should feel really used right about now.