Heidi Montag Tapes Her Nose On

Heidi Montag is now taping her nose off for fear it might fall off. Ha ha. She is always coming up with little tid bits to keep us interested in her.

This week Heidi talked about massaging her implants to keep them soft. There’s nothing natural feeling about implants, they really suck when it comes to functionality.

I’m trying to figure out which is Heidi’s better side. The front doesn’t look too bad, but the messed up face, and obvious surgical enhancements seem like she’s trying too hard. Heidi’s backside has always been her best asset, and it seems to be getting bigger by the day. I guess she might be gaining some weight now that she doesn’t have to run from Spencer anymore.