Heidi Montag Takes Her Boobs to the Beach

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Heidi Montag got a visit from the boob fairy. Last anyone heard she denied getting a breast lift.

Here’s the real story, Heidi was caught in a lab accident where she was bombarded with gamma rays. Now, every time she puts on a dress, or bikini, that shows some cleavage, her boobs grow bigger. When she gets angry her boobs turn green.

When I need to boost my self esteem I get in my monster truck, and crush parked cars.

Hopefully she’ll have that third boob, her boyfriend getting a salt water enema, removed soon.



Posted on May 5, 2007 at 6:04 pm(PST)

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