Heather Mills Will Not Leave the Media Alone

Heather Mills is a disgustingly selfish person, who constantly lashes out at the media, but won’t shut her big mouth. Heather wants two things, more free money, and attention. Page Six has the latest:

Heather Mills isn’t satisfied with her $48.6 million divorce settlement from Paul McCartney - so the peg-legged money-grubber has been "calling around British magazines and television shows to sell her exclusives." One insider said Mills is demanding 1 million British pounds - or slightly more than $2 million - to not only talk, but share intimate photos and tape recordings she made of the ex-Beatle without his knowledge. Mills is also said to be pitching to American networks, which could get around their "we don’t pay for news" proclamations by paying for her pictures and tapes. "She’s greedy," said a person who knows of Mills’ dealings. "She should just go away, but she loves the spotlight and the attention." Yesterday, the judge on the case, Hugh Bennett, castigated Mills as a greedy fantasist and a "less than candid witness" whose claims were "devoid of reality." "Extra" reports Mills will exercise her taste as a judge of the Miss USA pageant April 11 from Las Vegas.

I’d like to invite Heather for a tour of the Grand Canyon where no fake legs are allowed, and the trails along the steep cliffs are hard to navigate, even for a four footed animal.

Perhaps the judge could modify that last order a bit by adding a gag order for Heather’s huge mouth.