Heather Mills Offered Sex Store Job

Heather Mills was offered $200,000 to star in an advertising campaign for Private Shops, which is a 100-outlet chain store that sells adult material. A spokesman for the store said:

"Heather is beautiful, outspoken, has charisma and is a wonderful mother."

Hahaha! *Cough.*

Heather declined the offer. Her rep said it was not the right "direction" for her career.

The disappointed Private Shop spokesman said:

“She would have appealed to all our customers. Men would have loved her looks and figure while our female clientele could associate with her ambition and strength of character.”

The one legged fetish clients would have loved the way she stumps for the store.

Mills really should have taken the offer, it might have improved her image. Isn’t there a fake charity out there that needs the money?