Heather Mills Fires Publicist Michelle Elyzabeth

Michelle Elyzabeth finally woke up out of her delusional nightmare, after getting fired by Heather Mills. Elyzabeth worked as Mills’ publicist for four long years. Elyzabeth told Extra:

"After working for Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person. Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me "stupid." I reminded her that she was not "God" and she answered, "I will never ever talk to you again."

"I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more. I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention. I am owed money. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts. On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British press has reported about her."

You’ll have to forgive Elyzabeth for not realizing what a gold digging B Mills is. Elyzabeth is kind of slow. Mills doesn’t really need a publicist anyway. Just ask her a question, and she’ll go on and on and on … until you want to jump off a cliff. It’s too bad for Mills though, since Elyzabeth was the only friend she had left in the whole world.