Hayden Panettiere in a Bikini

Hayden Panettiere running around in a bikini on a beach may not seem like news, but she’s a hot 17 years-old cheerleader from Heroes, and there are a lot of men out there waiting for her to turn 18 so they can slap her around with their hairy beer guts. I didn’t put all the pictures up but I can summarize them:

Photos 1-2: HP leaves trailer and is happy to see she’s famous as is indicated by the paparazzi (even if it is only one old creepy looking guy).

Photos 3-4: HP starts wondering why the paparazzi guy is wearing a raincoat and why he’s holding the camera with one hand.

Photos 5-7: HP calls her agent about the paparazzi guy, "yeah, he’s really starting to creep me out.."

Photos 8-9: HP tries to ignore paparazzi guy

Photos 10-13: HP is told that she should be able to see the police car any second now

Photos 14-18: "FOR GOD’S SAKE, GET OUT OF THERE!!!!"

{sigh} Reminds me of my first date…