Gwyneth Paltrow Covers Her Face in Snake Venom

Gwyneth Paltrow wants to keep her skin looking young forever. To fight the wrinkles she uses snake venom. Page Six says:

A spy at Sonya Dakkar spa in Beverly Hills said Paltrow, a frequent customer, walked out with a line of Ultra Lux 9 products - including a cream that contains the spit of a snake. "It’s not Botox," said one insider. "Just a cream that has the venom in it . . . the cream is part of the facials."

This seems like the poor man’s way of getting snake venom to fight those wrinkles. She’s rich. Why doesn’t she raise her own snakes, and have someone milk them to get fresh venom whenver she needs it? Someone should really tell her that her skin looked younger and better before she started to use that venom cream. The venom probably causes psychosis that cause the user to believe they look like a fresh young girl, even though they are a dried up old mummy.