George Michael is Going to Get Fired

George Michael isn’t feeling like such a big man now that he has been warned he will be sacked by his record label unless he curbs his wild behavior. Dumb b*tch is going get himself fired for being stupid.

Chiefs at Sony/BMG say he must control his cannabis abuse and stop drawing unwanted attention to his private life as well as seeking help for his apparent addiction to the drug.

Former Wham! singer Michael has just started a 50-date sell-out world tour – his first for 15 years – and will launch a new album commemorating 25 years in the music business next month.

The label and tour promoters have ploughed millions into the singer’s re-launch.

However, sources at Sony/BMG described Michael’s most recent arrest in the early hours of Sunday morning as "exasperating".

George Michael, 43, was found slumped, passed out over the wheel of his car by police who arrested him on suspicion of being unfit to drive and for possession of what was believed to be cannabis.