George Clooney’s Steamy Fling with Stripper Single Mother Detailed in Tabloid

Posted on June 18, 2007 at 5:57 am (PST)

So many quotes in this story left us howling that we’re linking to it here so you can enjoy the whole thing with your Monday morning cup of tea.

Make sure it’s PG tips. Ha!

One favorite passage is below.

Poor George Clooney. All he wants is a little privacy!  And maybe a little discretion from the strippers he flies around the world and allows to sleep in separate beds.

Let us set the scene.

According to the Mirror, the story of the huge movie star and the British "lapdancer" starts at her place of employment in Las Vegas, where she resides with her mother and her 11-year-old son.

The former model revealed: "I kind of bumped into him and said, ‘You’re George Clooney!’ He smiled and said, ‘Hey, come and hang out with us’.

"He was sweet and non-offensive. He liked that I was British and we talked about home a lot.

"We talked about his place in Lake Como, Italy, and he invited me and my friend there for summer.

"He was respectful and didn’t even ask for a dance."

Despite other lapdancers buzzing around him, he had eyes only for her. Sarah added: "I didn’t care that he was George Clooney.

We don’t know about you, but that’s how all our best flings start, bumping into potential lapdancees while we’re naked, securing their undivided attention with our cool former-model/stripper moves. We’re always particularly impressed when they respect us so much they don’t even pay us for a dance.

Sadly, the tale ends as all great stories do, with the lovers drifting apart, most likely because the lapdancer doesn’t have text messages activated on her phone when she’s in England.

You’ve got to wonder how many text messages lonely, attentive George sent before he just gave up, thinking she’d tired of him, his fancy private jet, castle on the lake, and lovingly prepared breakfasts.