George Clooney Knows Fabio Could Beat Him Up

George Clooney opened up to Esquire about what other people say about him.

Clooney responded to Fabio saying he could beat him up. Clooney said:

"Yeah, that’s probably true. He’s a big guy. There is a moment when you are actually in the argument and you’re thinking, ’If I do get beaten down by Fabio, that will be far worse than the pain. I wouldn’t shake that."

I can just see Fabio and Clooney punching each other, then wrestling around, and finally making out because they just can’t stand the sexual tension anymore.

Clooney, who is 5- feet 11-inches tall, responded to Donald Trump saying he was short:

"I saw Donald Trump on Larry King and he was saying, ’Clooney is a very short guy. I mean he’s a tiny guy.’ I’ve met Donald Trump once, and I was sitting at a table. He came over, shook my hand, and walked away. I guess I looked about three foot five sitting at that table."

Donald probably meant that Clooney is shallow, self indulged, and has a small brain that is unable to comprehend the depth of a Trump insult, but Clooney is a big man for not having a public feud with Donald over the personal attack.