George Clooney Defends Sarah Larson

George Clooney got a phone call from someone who advised him to dump Sarah Larson. The caller said:

"Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the b!tch before you’re sorry!"

Clooney played the voicemail during an interview with the New Yorker, which Sarah sat in on. Sarah immediately said:

"They say that I’m a stripper. There’s a ton of stuff about that. I’ve never been a stripper. You know, just because I’m from Las Vegas, I must be a stripper. Because I’m a cocktail server, that means I’m an escort."

Sarah met Clooney while she worked as a scantily clad cocktail waitress at the Palm Hotel’s Moon nightclub. Sarah has won a Fear Factor after she ate a scorpion, and has had a lot of provocative lesbian type photos floating around the Internet recently. One thing about Sarah is for sure, she wants to be famous, and what better way to become famous than to date, and possibly marry, someone who is already famous like George Clooney.

Clooney hired a police officer to track down the caller, but so far they ran into a dead end at a pre-paid cell phone the caller used. Perhaps Clooney should investigate Sarah too, before he completely discounts a warning someone risked a lot to deliver to him. Love can make a person act the fool.