Gay Bomb Military Plan Revealed

Yes you heard it right, the military was working on a gay bomb that would chemically cause enemy soldiers to become raging homosexuals, no longer interested in fighting because they would be so irresistibly attracted to one another. Essentially, all of Baghdad could be reduced to a sweaty mass of dancing shirtless men reminiscent of Thirsty Thursdays at Bad-Dad, a hardcore S&M club in San Francisco. Above is a schematic of just what such a Weapon of Mass Gay Seduction might look like.

The gay bomb idea is nothing new. During world war II a dentist came up with the idea of having bats carry incendiary bombs into the roof attics of Japanese homes, but the idea was replaced with the atomic bomb. The gay bomb may make you chuckle at first, but soldiers returning from battle with fabulous rainbow colored uniforms might make you think again.