Fabio Says George Clooney is a Coward

You might remember that Fabio was quietly having dinner with a group of ladies, when George Clooney thought they were snapping pictures of him. Fabio released this statement to OK! magazine:

“I was doing a charity for the 11-99 Foundation, which benefits the widows and children of officers killed in the line of duty. I had dinner with six women and a photographer woman and we were just having fun, having dinner and taking pictures. All of a sudden one of the ladies said to me ‘there is this gentleman a few tables behind you that keeps insulting me, keeps giving me the finger.’ She’s like ‘this gentleman behind you called me a fat cow.’”

“So I turn and it was him. He was drunk and thought people were taking pictures of him. So I went to the table and explained to him that we were having a charity dinner and I said ‘you’re more than welcome to come to my table and see if there was a picture of you.’ I apologized and he started being rude so I put him in his place. After I put him in his place – you know I’m three times his size – he got a little scared. I went back to my table and as soon as I sit down he paid his bill, got up and he started insulting the girls. He called the women names. At that point I lost my temper. I went after him and he ran out of the restaurant.”

“He has no class. You have to be a low-class, scumbag to start calling a woman a name. If you’re a man, you should never. You should be a gentleman. These women were with me and as a man I defend them. He was lucky he ran out of the restaurant. He’s not even half a man.”

Clooney is one of those green crusaders who runs around talking about globing warming, so you would think he cares about mankind, and might be kind to his fellow man, or woman, but you’d be wrong. Clooney cares only about himself, and Fabio can’t believe it’s not butter.