Eva Longoria’s Friends Have a Bad Feeling About Tony Parker

Tony Parker, set to wed Eva Longoria this summer, hasn’t won over all her friends.

The New York Post reports:

Meanwhile, some of Longoria’s pals are worried about Parker. "He is just not gracious," one of them said. "He puts himself ahead of her. He always orders at restaurants before her and is rude to waiters. We just don’t have a good feeling about him."

First of all, this sounds like the sniping of the bitchy, dateless, often-chubby wing-chick-type with which we’re all familiar.

Come on! Are these friends/frenemies married or even in a relationship? They’re describing 90 percent of boyfriends.

Plus, he’s a professional athlete, another group that often gets high marks in the self-centered and rude department.

We’d bet that Eva’s got a handle on it.

Just you wait, meddling, loose-lipped Eva buddies. No need to "worry." Post-wedding Tony will be heard saying, "Whatever you want, dear."

"You’re absolutely right, honey."

And our favorite, "No, of course I don’t mind holding your purse while you shop."

Be afraid, Tony. Be very afraid.