
Eva Longoria Cures Blindness

Even though she was far away on a beach in Alicante, Spain in a bikini, 4’8" Eva Longoria has done something science could not, she made my gay friend straight, which is a relief because he was more touchy feely than a blind gay man. Many people don’t realize Eva doesn’t use tanning lotion or oil, she uses Canadian dark amber maple syrup, which gives her that perfect tan and makes her taste sweeter too.
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Posted on September 5, 2007 at 12:54 pm(PST)
Tags: Bikini | Eva Longoria
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