Enrique Iglesias is Compensating or Not

Enrique Iglesias can’t make up his mind. 

He’s either seeking a procedure to augment his private assets, or he scares poor Anna Kournikova each time he drops his drawers.

Now Magazine reports that Iglesias calls previous stories of his diminutive zipper snake the result of a misunderstanding.

‘I meant I needed a penis reduction, not an enlargement!’ he insists. ‘The people who wrote I had a small willy misunderstood.’

Enrique, who says he was nicknamed tripod at school because of his impressive manhood, will keep confusing the issue, though.

Really Enrique?  Because it would be much more convincing if Anna, your wife-no-we’re-not-married-oh-we-were-married-but-we-split-I’m-just-keedeeeng, were to start spreading anguished rumors about your third leg.  

And, what about those "friends from school" who bestowed upon you this mammoth moniker? What’s the matter?  Have you paid them to keep silent about your breathtaking manhood?

We’re not sure what to believe, but can you be more specific?  How big are we talking?  Depending on the answer, we may barely care, but wanted an excuse to publish all the fun nicknames and the pic of you in the tight pants.

If the new story is true, you’re with me, leather.