Ellen DeGeneres is Sad

Ellen DeGeneres is crying because she signed a contract to adopt a dog, then when she gave the dog away, the adoption agency had the cops get the dog back. Now everyone is faulting the adoption agency. Ellen says on her show:

“I guess I signed a piece of paper that says if I can’t keep Iggy, it goes back to the rescue organization, which is not someone’s home, which is not a family,” she said, according to a transcript of the show.

“Because I did it wrong, those people went and took that dog out of their home, and took it away from those kids,” says DeGeneres, sobbing.

Wow. Ellen is a really good actress. I would expect if she loved that dog so much she would have kept it, because love conquers all, even poor dog and cat relations. You see, she gave the dog away because it didn’t get along with her cats, and since she loves pussy more, the dick had to go. Now she’s upset because the adoption agency took back the dog per contract obligation, because it had been given to a young girl. She isn’t crying over something as meaningless as spilt milk, she’s crying because a young girl got hurt. Anyway, Ellen cries up a storm in this video, and despite tears welling up in my eyes, I fought them back with a manly grunt. Next time she should just get a soft furry pussy on the street corner. Someone is always selling those, and sometimes they’re just giving them away.