Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi are reportedly splitting up after three years. Apparently Ellen’s sobbing breakdown on her show had little to do with a little dog named Iggy, and more to do with a little pussy. Star Magazine says:

A source said that their 15 year age difference is having an effect. "Portia has been telling Ellen she’s very unhappy at home. When it comes down to it, she wants to be with someone younger ad hotter. She wants out, but Ellen has been begging her to stay. Portia is really everything in this world to her.”

Don’t forget that Ellen’s breasts can touch her knees, and so can her butt, plus she’s got that mysterious old lady odor down there. A little whiff does wonders for losing weight, but it kills the romance.

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