Eat it, Lick it, Snort it, f**k it

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline faced each other in court for three hours today in a child custody hearing. Extra says that Kevin left the courtroom seemingly happy while Britney left in tears. Extra reports:

When asked by an “Extra” reporter in the hallway outside a Los Angeles Superior courtroom as to how she was doing, Britney Spears shouted out, “"Eat it, lick it, snort it, f**k it!" Spears walked back into the courtroom crying.

Britney also went to the bathroom three times, and changed her clothes several times after arriving to court with cowboy boots and a short skirt. She also had on a strapless dress at one point when in the courtroom. The commissioner was probably most impressed by her new collagen filled lips. Apparently Britney thought she was going to win an award of some kind, so she dressed completely inappropriately, like most female celebs do to get attention on the red carpet. Britney left crying and extremely upset. Kevin still has physical custody of Sean and Jayden. Kevin’s attorney said the court will issue a written ruling on the bigger custody issue sometime Monday or Tuesday. When Britney sped off she nearly caused several accidents, and was on the opposite side of the road several times that is not shown in this video. Britney is one classy lady. Her mother is probably so proud that she’ll write a book about how she did such a great job parenting Britney (see book here).