Donald Trump left a $10,000 tip for a waiter at the Buffalo Club in Santa Monica. According to a person named Leslie who emailed this info to HG:

My friend Billy works at the Buffalo Club in Santa Monica. A couple days ago Donald Trump came in and left him a $10,000 tip! Wow! My friends think he’s just trying to promote his celebrity Apprentice but whatever. Billy told me Donald hardly even talked to him until the end when he asked, "What’s the biggest tip you ever got?" I guess Jerry Bruckheimer (sp?) comes in a lot and once tipped him $500 on a $1000 tab Bill told him. Trump just wanted to show he’s got the biggest dick!

The paragraph above would also work if it was describing Hillary Clinton stopping off at a small town cafe, to show up her rival Barack Obama. Like so:

My friend Billy works at the Buffalo Club in Santa Monica. A couple days ago Hilary Clinton came in and left him a $10,000 tip! Wow! My friends think she’s just trying to promote her presidential campaign but whatever. Billy told me Hilary hardly even talked to him until the end when she asked, "What’s the biggest tip you ever got?" I guess Jerry Bruckheimer (sp?) comes in a lot and once tipped him $500 on a $1000 tab Bill told him. Hilary just wanted to show she’s got the biggest dick!

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