Don Vito Guilty of Sexual Assault

Bam’s uncle, Vincent Margera, aka Don Vito, has been found guilty of two counts of sexual assault on a child. He was acquitted on one count. He was accused of fondling three girls during a public appearance at a mall in a Denver suburb. The victims of the sexual assault were 12 and 13. After the verdict was read, Don collapsed to the floor and yelled, "Just kill me now!" Deputies restrained him, and took him to jail. Vincent still faces 12 felony counts for allegedly violating his bail; he was to have no contact with children under 18, and not consume drugs or alcohol, and was to provide detailed information on any business travel. The verdict on those counts is still pending. Vito will be sentenced on December 20.

Vincent will probably get life in prison, and possibly killed in prison after he’s labeled a pedophile. All this for touching girls without sex. Seems like the scales of justice are unbalanced when all those female teachers who raped multiple boys don’t get even a single day in jail. On the plus side, Vincent will probably lose that 200 lbs he’s been working on.