Dina Lohan Wins Mother of the Year

The Mingling Moms organization has compiled a list of Long Islands Top 20 Moms, and announced their list today. Dina Lohan, the booze guzzling mommy dearest, made it on the list. Jennifer Lopez, who has been a mother for about two months, also made it on the list. Lynne Spears did not make the list, possibly because she doesn’t have ties to Long Island, although her family values made it tough to give her a pass. A spokesman for the group said:

“We’re just honoring celebrities’ moms on Long Island. It’s something for Mother’s Day. It’s a list of mothers from Long Island who have raised superstar children.”

Dina’s only real parenting skill is getting the kids ready for bed by drinking them under the table.