David Spade and Heather Locklear Squeeze Each Other's Buttocks

David Spade and Heather Locklear walk together after dining at Koi in Hollywood on Wednesday, with Locklear’s hand on Spade’s buttock. When I see a woman’s hand on a guy’s butt I think it’s safe to say not only are they a couple, but they are having sex.

Last weekend Locklear helped Spade celebrate his 42nd birthday with famous pals, including Lindsay Lohan, and Chris Rock, and gave him a $5,000 gold-and-diamond skull necklace.