In news about the totally absurd, Liza Minelli’s ex, David Gest, is about to do stand-up, and we’re not talking about standing up for himself when he’s getting the crap beat out of him by Liza with a Z. We’re talking stand-up COMEDY. TMZ reports:

Starting in February, the ex-Mr. Liza Minnelli will embark on "his first major UK comedy tour," and claims it "will be one of the most lavish spectacles ever put together."

He already had us in stitches when he tried to claim heterosexuality years ago. Based on the outfits Liza’s been pulling out of her closet these days, we’re thinking he could enlist her as an assistant. He could talk about how he’s a straight guy…really..and she could kick him where nads would be if he had any. I’m laughing already.

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