David Copperield allegedly offered two million dollars to the Seattle woman accusing him of rape if she remained silent. Coincidentally, the FBI supposedly seized two million in cash when they raided David’s Las Vegas warehouse last week. The money may have been prepped for a visit the FBI had the victim arrange with the magician. David Copperfield will neither confirm nor deny if the money was there. A friend of the victim provided the National Enquirer with an account of the alleged assault, according to the NY Daily News:

Copperfield invited the 21-year-old beauty to a "lavish party" at his remote compound in the Bahamas. But when she got there, on July 27, she discovered "there was no party - and no other guests," according The Enquirer source. "She got nervous and wanted to go home right away, but David convinced her to stay, saying she could leave the next day if she really wanted to," the friend claims. That night, Copperfield forced himself on the woman, holding her arms "down on the bed, leaving her with terrible bruises," the friend charges. "She told me she fought back," the friend says. "But she said that just seemed to turn him on more."

Afterwards, when David left the room, the woman took pictures of the scene with her cell phone:

"In order to preserve physical evidence, she says she didn’t shower. The next day, she went back home to Seattle, where her mother met her at the airport. They drove straight to the Harborview Medical Center, where medical personnel performed a ’rape kit’ on her.”

If she was offered $2 million in cash, there’s no doubt she would have taken it. How many women would love to have sex with a celebrity, with the added bonus of being paid $2 million for one night? This girl’s story is as believable as the Duke LaCrosse false accuser. Copperfield may be the master of illusion, but his accuser is the master of delusion.

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