David Copperfield Accused of Rape

A Seattle woman is accusing David Copperfield of raping her in the Bahamas, and since she waited to report it until after she got back to the United States, the Seattle authorities turned the case over to the FBI. Copperfield’s Las Vegas attorney, David Chesnoff, refused to give specifics about the charge, but he did say this:

"If in fact those are the allegations, unfortunately false allegations are all too often made against famous individuals, but we are confident the investigation will conclude favorably."

The woman seems like she knows Copperfield, and seems like she may have been on an all expense paid trip with Copperfield. That’s a very expensive date. I suppose she is hoping Copperfield will pay her off to make this go away, instead he might just use some hocas pocas and make her disappear. He made the statue of liberty disappear, and sure it’s back now, but how do we know it’s the same statue of liberty? Look closely, the torch used to be in the other hand.