David Beckham finally scored his first goal for LA Galaxy which helped secure their place in the SuperLiga final. Yawn. I’m still waiting for David to put on a show worthy of his hefty pay check. Remember Dennis Rodman, he was a huge basketball player with lots of tatoos, he’d fight with the other team, and sometimes he even dressed as a tranny on and off the court. What has David done? He died his hair blond. Whoopdeedoo.

It’s hard to imagine why everyone got soooo excited that David actually made the goal. He got a free kick, and the goalie had to just stand there. That’s like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich trying to fight back when I’m eating it.

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