Last night at the FOX Reality Really Awards Danny Bonaduce was jumped on by Survivor contestant Jonny Fairplay who is 33 (aka Jon Dalton), so Danny threw him off. Danny had to get up onto the stage and let Jonny know he was being booed because he sucked. Not knowing how to save himself he jumped on Danny who had both arms at his side, and started humping away. Naturally Danny dumped him on his face. Jonny filed a police report alleging Danny threw him, and knocked out his teeth. If that guy came running at me I would have held my arm out straight and let him run into my fist of steel. Personal space is about 3 feet from a person. Just try jumping on the next person you see when they aren’t expecting it, and see what happens. No, really, do it. It’ll be fun. Just ask cry baby Jonny.

Officer April Harding told the AP that Jonny (Dalton) stated, "Dalton said he went to hug him and then when he did that, Bonaduce … threw him over his shoulder … and Dalton fell to the ground." He forgot the part about jumping on Bonaduce and humping him. Danny said, "I’m sorry he got hurt."

America’s Next Top Model winner Adrianne Curry says on her blog, "Danny Bonaduce Kicks Johnny Fairplays a$$, because of ME!" From the pictures she looks like a doctor, or a scientist, or someone really smart. Wait a second isn’t she running for President? No, on second thought, maybe she’s the girl always holding Fred Thompson’s hand during photo ops. Gosh I love girls that show up to black tie events in bikinis.

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