Dancing With the Stars Contestants Leaked

Next season’s contestants on "Dancing With the Stars" have been "leaked." I’m guessing this is the same kind of leak that happens when Paris Hilton calls the paparazzi to tell them where she is going to be and then feigns shock and horror when they actually show up. Yeah, that kind of leak. Anyway, the list is a veritable who’s who in the world of Has-Beens. TMZ has named them on their site, along with photos. Here is the list: Tori Spelling, Jennie Garth, Aaron Carter, Mark Cuban, Wayne Newton, Jane Seymour, Floyd Mayweather Jr., Nia Peeples, Richard Quest, Lou Ferrigno, Gisele Bundchen, Helio Castroneves, and Sabrina Bryan. Apparently Melanie Brown, a.k.a. Mel B., a.k.a. Scary Spice, is going to be involved in the show in some form, but not as a dancer. We’re guessing that her freaky deaky husband probably forbade her to dance.

Can’t you just read the tag line for this show? What happens when Donna Martin, the Hulk, and Proactiv-spokesperson-to-be Aaron Carter sashay into the world of dancing? Hilarity ensues!

The nice thing is that a bus will pick up the contestants after the show wraps and take them to their stint on "The Surreal Life."