Criss Angel Believe Show Bombs in Las Vegas

The reviews of the new $100 million dollar Criss Angel Believe show are in, and they are not good.

That — among its many, more obvious failings — is the fatal flaw at the heart of “Criss Angel: Believe.”

There’s just no wonder in it.

In fact, there’s shockingly little magic to be seen in this much-anticipated Cirque du Soleil spectacle constructed around a celebrity magician. No shock, no awe, precious little surprise, even.

Cirque throws everything in its considerable arsenal of stage genius at Angel — the expected array of lush, loud music, expert dancers and aerialists, lavish settings and boundary-breaking special effects, all intended to amaze.

The single most amazing thing about “Believe” is that it’s still so boring.

For a reported $100 million, Cirque has bought itself its first bona fide bomb.

Holly Madison attended Angel’s show in Las Vegas, after the show ended Angel spoke about Holly, then they left for an after show party. Angel said:

“This is one of the most special evenings for me in my life, and I can not think of a more beautiful person, a more special person, inside and out, than Holly to spend it with.”

How will Holly feel about Criss when his star loses its shine?