Hollywood heartthrob Colin Farrell has been lambasted by Woody Allen’s former au pair, for being such a disappointment in bed. French siren Angelique Jerome and the Miami Vice star hooked up just hours before his London premiere of the cop drama on the set of Allen’s new movie, starring Farrell and Ewan McGregor.

However, despite the 24-year-old brunette’s delight at being singled out by the actor with an invitation to his hotel, Jerome has slammed his lovemaking as overrated and his bad-boy image as a myth. She says, “He must have told me I was beautiful eight times. I like bad boys. But he was too nice. He kept telling me how beautiful I was and I thought, ’just shut up.’

“He comes across as a tiger on screen, but behind closed doors he’s as wild as Mickey Mouse. “Maybe he has lots of women because he’s not that good in bed. Maybe they don’t want to stay.”

So, if you want to experience Disney Land, then Colin Farrell is your man. Let’s get it on Mickey-style baby.